He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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