i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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