Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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