I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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