'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I should be sponsored by Trojan
accomplished twins. life is a go
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Sext me about skeletons
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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