My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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