No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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