I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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