So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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