She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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