I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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