I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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