Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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