Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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