we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just want nice things and good sex
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
