i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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