You really coming over, don't trick.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i think i just lost a toe
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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