I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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