Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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