I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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