so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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