yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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