my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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