when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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