Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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