The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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