he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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