See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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