I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
