i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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