hotel room ftw
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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