It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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