hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I don't think brook has ever known best
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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