i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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