we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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