dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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