if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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