White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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