I could have mohawked her pubes.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think a kid would responsible me up
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize