she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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