i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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