After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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