Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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