she was so not down for the gang bang
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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