You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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