a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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