I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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