What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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