yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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