craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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