eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i need some magic done to my vagina
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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