Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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