I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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