you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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