Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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